thinkingwins asked: How is the new house coming along? Any big projects? I see the wife made sure the garden went in immediately.
Home ownership is a big adjustment. There have definitely been times when I wished I could call the super or landlord. For the last couple of months, I’ve been blowing all my clothes money on fucking tools. FUCKING TOOLS. Do I look handy to you? I live in constant fear that a refrigerator or washer will die on me. You know how much those things cost, B?
And then there’s the aforementioned tomato game. So, so stressful. Do you know what a hornworm is? It’s nothing like a horndog, I’ll tell you that much. It’s a caterpillar the size of a fucking cigar that can take a bite out of a tomato like a grown ass man. Two of them destroyed one of our plants yesterday. And to top it off, Starks got ejected.